I found this very funny blog about a man's experiences with his whacked-out, drunk landlord. The posts are in reverse order, so to start from the beginning, scroll down to the bottom and click on "Next Page". As of this post, the blog is only 3 pages long, so it'll take you 15 minutes or so to read through everything. But those 15 minutes will be very entertaining. Warning, the posts are very vulgar, compilments of Gary, The Landlord of the Flies.